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Re: we're outta here (raging flamebait rant)

11/4/2004 11:36 AM

Emperor Norton

Re: we're outta here (raging flamebait rant) quote: "after the San Andreas fault finally splits, as has been predicted for so many years?"     Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!(wipes tear from conrer of eye) Woo hoo, that's a good one.     Go on! Confirm that you are ignorant and/or stupid. Buy more textbooks for your schools that offer "creationist science" and then try to make ANY claim of fact regarding how the physical world actually works. Oh my god that is funny, but in a funny-sad sort of way.     Predicted? By who? Jimmy Swaggert? Pat Robertson? Falwell?     Yep, keep buying the textbooks that try to convince your horny teenage farmhand to keep his dick in his pants without also teaching him how not spawn a slew of similarly doomed kids. It's like trying to teach a monkey to read Tolstoy. You can try and try and try, but nature has other ideas. Unless you can convince millions of kids to have the self-centering discipline of the Dalai Lama they're still going to fuck like rabbits.     (For those unfamiliar with this sad turn of events - many counties in Texas just selected textbooks that attempt to teach abstinence above all as the most effective contraceptive. It's kind of like saying that "eating will put an end to hunger" - while true, it's not exactly very practical in the real world.)     Also, Popeye, you forgot the key ingredient to the "bowl of Granola" which is California - the nuts! You forgot to mention the nuts.     "Look away, look away, look away..."

 

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Popeye Well, blow me down, Emp! I didn't ... -- 11/4/2004 8:55 PM